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1970년대엔 믿을수 없는
사건들이 가득했다

이상한 일들과
예기치 못 한 사건들이...

하지만 내 형과 형의
여자친구만큼 대사건은 없었다

'샌디 타일러'가 왜
너희 형이랑 데이트를 하는거지?

내 말이..

뭐야? 일종의
과학 실험이라도 되냐?

내 말이..

설명할 여지도 없는 것이..

'샌디 타일러'는
지적인 11학년 이었던 것이다

그녀는 똑똑했으며
예뻤다

미친게 틀림없어

가장 적당한 설명이네

- 케빈, 어떠냐?
- 안녕, 케빈

- 안녕, 어떻게 지내?
- 좋아

"주홍글씨" 구나?
우리도 작년에 읽었지

맞아, 이건 정말이지..

- 두꺼워?
- 맞아, 정말 두꺼워

그리고 바보같지..

사랑에 의해 시험당하고
완전히 버림받는 여자니까

난 마을사람들이
과잉반응 한거 같아

그렇지, 웨인?

어... 명확하진 않지만

놀라웠다

- 가는게 좋겠다, 가자
- 좋아, 잘 가

멋진 행운의 환상적인 한방에..
형은 천국을 찾게 된거다

매력적인 여자,
스타일이 있는 여자

은그릇을 쓰는 여자...

- 정말 맛있네요, 아줌마
- 네, 진짜 훌륭해요

오, 고맙구나

말할것도 없이..

그건 충격이었다

나도 충격받았고...

아빠도 충격받았고..

엄마만 이런일을
기대했던 것 같았다

그런데 둘이 어떻게 만났니?

내가 말할게

교실로 달려가다
계단에서 굴러 떨어지려는데

갑자기...

- 거기 웨인이 있었죠
- 행운이었어요

- 동감이다
- 동감이야

그렇다, 형은 사회적으로
자신을 증명해보인 셈이다

학문적으로는 물론이고...

'키' 보지 마라 (타자기의)
'키' 보지 마라

'키' 보지 마라
'키' 보지 마라

테크닉이 훌륭하구나, 아놀드

- 고마워요
- 너 말고...

고맙습니다

사실을 직시하자
형은 탄력받았다

네가 한 걸 보자꾸나, 아놀드

반면에 나는..

내 삶의 스토리가
어떻게 읽혀지느냐면..

Dodoplinflerclompssterodinumbelumka

'키'를 안 봤거든요

미숙해서요

사실이었다

나의 무익한 형이 최상의 컨디션으로
치닫는데 반해 난 세력을 잃고 있었다

빠르게...

우선, 난 매우 심각한
데이트 슬럼프에 빠졌단거다

나도 왜인지 정확하게
알순 없었지만..

나라면 그 으깬 감자
조심할거야

기생균이 많거든

불쾌해!

어쩌면, 정말 어쩌면
내 테크닉에 문제가 있는지 모른다

힘내봐!

안녕, 앨리스!
어떻게 지내니?

안녕, 케빈

왜그래?

기하학 선생님에게
컨닝하다 들켰어

난 그게 컨닝인줄도
몰랐다구!

- 물론 아니지!
- 넌 거기 없었잖아!

맞아, 하지만
분명히 안 했을거야

책의 메모를 베끼는 대신
다른애 시험지에서 베꼈을 뿐이야

내 손으로
답을 적긴 했잖아

내가 누구꺼에서 베꼈든
뭐가 달라?

이제 선생님이 부모님한테 말하고

난 'F'를 받게 될거고
영원히 기록에 남을거야

금요일에 나와
댄스파티 갈래?

허?

좋아, 타이밍이 조금
빗나갔는지 모른다

미안해, 나도 네가
화난 건 알아

아냐, 좋아
너랑 가고 싶어

좋아!

하지만 '리차드 로크먼'이
이미 신청했어

그래, 리차드 말이지

매우 세심한 애야

체육 양말에 대고 킁킁대는 애..

그래, 정말 세심하지

- 네 기분이 좋아지길 바래
- 고마워

케빈?

네 역사노트 좀 베껴도 되겠니?

이건 말도 안돼

- 잘 가
- 잘 가

전교 여자애들이 얼간이들과
데이트하며

멍청한 녀석들에게
'속이 깊다'고 하다니..

이건 불공평했다

난 홀로 혼자서
내 길을 가기로 결심했다

모든 일을 잊고서..

로맨스 같은...

안녕

- 안녕!
- 안녕

미안, 누가
여깄는진 몰랐어

- 괜찮아, 어서 앉아
- 그래, 우리와 함께 있자

따뜻한 환대네

고맙지만 됐어
할 일이 많거든

케빈, 앉아
우리 '써니와 쉐어'를 보고 있었어

그래

그럼 잠시만 있지, 뭐

좋아

섹시한건
중요한 게 아냐

당신이 어떻게 알아?

- 좋아, 최고의 코메디 팀은..
- 아보트와 코스텔로

- 로렐과 하디
- 마틴과 루이스

스투지 삼형제

믿을수가 없었다

내 형, 웨인이 정말
재밌고 매력적이었던 거다

난 마실것 좀 가지러 가야겠다

함께 있으니 정말 좋다

난 그들이
사랑하기 때문인 것 같아

맞아, 서로
가까이 있는걸 좋아하지

맞아

갑자기... 난 그녀에게
긴장이 풀어짐을 느꼈다

데이트 신청할 필요가
없었기 때문인지도 모른다

넌 모두에게 특별한
사람이 존재한다고 생각하니?

모르겠어, 많은 사람들과
행복해질 수 있겠지

하지만 그 사람들중에
한 사람이 있을지도 몰라

맞아, 나도 그렇게 생각해

하지만 그 사람을 찾을 수
있는지 누가 알겠어?

내 말은, 내 여자가
알래스카에 있을수도 있잖아

맞아

그렇지!

그건 무게 있는 대화였다

그거야 쉽지
당신은 짧잖아

난 그녀가 '짧단'
농담 할 때 정말 좋더라

맞아, 재밌어

불쾌하게
하려는 것 같진 않아

물론 아니지!
그냥 재밌게 하려는 거야

"I Got You" - Sonny and Cher
♪They say we're young and we don't know♪

♪Won't find out till we grow♪

♪Well, I don't know if that's all true♪

♪'Cause you got me♪

♪And baby, I got you♪

내가 놓친거 있니?

없어
♪Babe♪

♪I got you babe♪

그래, 그건 의미깊었어

나도 그랬어

그냥 난, 케빈
난 네 형과 사귀고 있잖아

나도 알아

그리고 그게 소름끼쳐

내 삶에서 이상한 일들이야
많았지만 두 형제와 사귄다는건..

그건 이상했다, 그녀는 내게
속마음을 드러내고 있었고

내가 생각할수 있는 거라곤..
그 이상한 일들이란 뭘까?

사실 난 웨인을 좋아해
그는 근본이 있거든

맞아, 그렇지

그리고 좋은 사람이고...

그냥 지난밤 무슨일이
일어난건지 모르겠어

네가 너무 외로워 보였거든

그리고 우린 '써니와 쉐어'를
보고 있었고 키스했지

거의 '써니와 쉐어'의 키스 같았어

정말 멍청한 대화지?

비슷해

그냥 정신나간 일이었어

맞아...

그래, 우리가 할수 있는
최선은 친구로 지내는 것 같아

맞아, 친구가 되는게
절대적으로 옳은 일이야

그래

이건 우정 키스야?

그래, 우린 절대적으로
친구가 되어야 해

"I Got You" - Sonny and Cher
♪They say we're young and we don't know♪

그날 우린 친구로 지냈다
전교를 돌아다니며...

♪Well, I don't know If that's all true♪

♪'Cause you got me And baby, I got you♪

물론 잘못 된 일이란 건 알았지만..

신경쓰지 않았다

아빠? 몇 달러만
빌릴 수 있을까요?

금요일까지는...

오늘밤 샌디를
댄스파티에 데려갈 거거든요

일이 좀 복잡해지고 있었다

넌 갈거니, 케빈

조심스럽게 말하자면..

농담하세요?
얼간인 데이트 못 하죠

- 나도 갈거야
- 오, 잘 됐구나

어쩌면 거기서
누굴 만날지도 몰라

그녀가 그 사실을 안다면야..

아빠와 나도 학교
댄스파티에서 만난 거 아니?

기억나요, 여보?

어-허

'딕 클레이본'
얘길 뺄수 없지

멋지네, 난 끔찍한 상황에
빠지고 말았다

엄마는 옛날일을
다시 상기시킬 거다

그는 너희 아빠의
절친한 친구였지

딕이 날 댄스파티에 데려갔지만
난 거기서 너희 아빠를 보았단다

물론 전에도 본적이 있었지만..

새 정장을 입고
울타리같이 말랐었지

어쨌든...

날 두고 끔찍한 싸움이 벌어졌고
그후로 둘은 서로 말하지 않았어

그래서요?

그래서.. 그럴만한 가치가 있었지

그리고 어떤 연유로..
갑자기, 난 듣고 있었다

아빠가 정말 그 말 했나?

그래서.. 그럴.. 가치가 있었지...

정말이잖아

그 말이 벨처럼 내 머릴
울리자, 난 결심했다

형에겐 끔찍한 일이라 해도
난 샌디와 함께 있어야 한다

그녀는 절대적으로
그럴 가치가 있다

이봐, 얼간아
이 셔츠 어때 보이냐?

- 좋아보여
- 갈아입은거야

난 내 처지를 확립하기 시작했다

그를 보라
형은 그녀 가질 자격 없어

"기본이 있어?"
그는 인간 이하야, 백치라구

늘 날 괴롭히고 내 물건 뺏어가고
날 먼지 취급하잖아

그의 전생애에 걸쳐
하나도 내게 배려해준 거 없어

오늘밤 태워줄까?

태워준거 빼고...

내게 말하는 거야?

그래! 샌디랑 나와
함께 가도 좋아

- 난 모르겠어, 웨인
- 가자, 재밌을거야

이건 끔찍했다
난 그를 붕괴시키려 하는데...

그는 친절했던 것이다...

정말 그녀를 좋아해?

물론이지

그리고 그는 내가 절대
잊지 못 할 말을 했다

샌디는...

날 내 자신보다
더 나은 사람으로 만들어줘

어쨌든간에...
난 30분후에 떠난다, 준비해

그리고 난 정말 백치가
누구인가를 깨달았다

그건 바로 '나'다

"If" - Bread

난 백치만도 못 했으며
인간 이하보다 더 이하였다I

난 '균'이었던 거다

♪If a picture paints a thousand words...♪

♪Then why can't I paint you...♪

이러지마

♪The you I've grown to know...♪

거기 앉아 차에서
로맨스를 느끼며..

난 내 자신이 바보된 걸 알았다

난 결코 이 일을
할수 없었다

춤추러 가자

웨인?

그냥 차에 몇 분 있다 가자
너에게 할 말 있어

불행히도, 샌디는
할수 있나 보다

그래! 모두 여기 있자

케빈, 웨인에게만
해야할 말이야

난 여깄는 거 괜찮아
정말이야

내 곁에 있는 걸 좋아해

케빈...

그들이 무슨 얘길 하는지 들을 순
없었지만 그럴 필요가 없었다

그게 무슨 의미인지
알았으니까..

"Green River" - Creedence Clearwater

♪Well, take me back down♪

♪Where cool water flow, yeah♪

현란한 곳을 거닐며...

샌디가 형과 깼을까봐 걱정했다

또한 안 깼을까봐 걱정했다

이봐, 케빈

- 어떻게 지내?
- 좋아

가자

- 너희 데이트 상대들 멋지다
- 고마워, 쟤네가 돌아오길 바래

그럼 너희들 나중에 보자

- 샌디
- 케빈

- 형과 깨면 안돼
- 방금 깼는 걸, 그래야 했어

그가 뭐래?

별로 안 좋았지
나도 그랬고...

그가 알아? 우리에 대해?
우린 이러지 말아야 했어

케빈, 난 정말
너와 함께 있고 싶어

그와 얘기하러 가봐야겠어

"I Shall Be Released" - Bob Dylan

♪They say everything can be replaced♪

어때?

저기, 형

들어봐, 난...

샌디와 깨졌어

- 뭐?!
- 그녀를 찼어

형이?

그래, 잘 되고 있지 않았거든

내 타입이 아냐

사실 난 철학적이
될 생각 없거든

하지만 내 생각에..

그녀가 상처입는다 해도..

그리고 아무도 그녀를
사랑하지 않고..

완전히 혼자라고
느낀다 해도...

빨리 끝나는게...
더 좋을거야

왜냐면 그 일을 극복할
더 좋은 기회를 가질 수 있을테니까...

♪They say that every man must fall♪

언젠가는...

난 거기 앉아...
형의 아픔을 들으며...

그 마음을 감추기 위한
거짓말을 들으며

어떻게 해야할지 몰랐다

나도 샌디와 함께 있고 싶고
그녀를 내 품안에 안고 싶었으며

춤추고 싶었지만...

결국엔...

난 형과 함께 있었다

왜냐면, 결국...

그는...

나의 형이었으니까

멍청이

바보

♪All day long I hear him shouting so loud♪
하비 자막 동호회(http://havy.co.kr)

♪Just crying out that he was framed♪
감사합니다.

싱크 : iamy1004 (iamy1004@hanmail.net)
번역 : 안나 (anna6860@hotmail.com)

♪From the west down to the east♪

The nineteen-seventies...
Were filled with improbable events.

Strange occurrences.
Unexpected happenings.

But nothing was quite as improbable...

As my brother...

And his new girlfriend.

Why is Sandy Tyler dating your brother?

Got me.

What is it? Like some kind of science experiment?

Got me.

It defied explanation. Sandy Tyler was a seemingly-intelligent eleventh-grader.

She was smart. She was pretty.

She's out...of her mind.

Seemed as good an explanation as any.

- Hey. Kev...how's it going?
- Hi. Kevin...

- Hi. How ya doin'?
- Good.

"Scarlet Letter", huh?
Yeah, we read that last year.

Yeah. It's really...

- Thick?
- Yeah. It's really thick.

And stupid. I mean, the lady is tempted once by love, and she's made a complete outcast.

I think the town over-reacted.

Right, Wayne?

Uh...uh...Indubitably.

It was amazing.

- Well...We better get goin'. Come on.
- OK...Bye...

By some fantastic stroke of cosmic luck, my brother had found paradise.

A girl with charm. A girl with style.

A girl...who used her silverware.

- This is great, Mrs. Arnold.
- Yes. It's, uh...superb.

Oh, well...thank you.

Needless to say...

It was a shock.

I was shocked...

Dad was shocked...

Only my mother seemed to have expected this.

So...How did you two meet?

Lemme tell.

I was running to class...and I tripped on the stairs, and I was falling, and all of a sudden...

- There was Wayne.
- Lucky me.

- I'll say.
- I'll say.

Yep - Wayne was really improving himself socially.

Not to mention academically.

Don't look at the keys, don't look at the keys

Don't look at the keys, don't look at the keys,
don't look at the keys...

Excellent technique, Mr. Arnold.

- Thanks.
- Not you.

- Thanks.
Let's face it.

The guy was on a roll.

Let's see your work, Mr. Arnold.

Whereas for me...

The story of my life read more like...

Dodoplinflerclompssterodinumbelumka.

I didn't look at the keys.

Sophomores.

It was true. While my worthless brother...Was hitting his stride, I seemed to be losing ground.

And fast.

For one thing...
I was in a very serious dating-slump.

I'm not sure why, exactly.

Hey...I'd watch out for those mashed potatoes.

I bet there's a lot of parasites in 'em.

Creep!

Possibly, just possibly, it had something to do with my technique.

Batter up!

Hey, Alice!
How ya doin'?

Hi, Kevin...

What's wrong?

My geometry teacher caught me cheating.
I don't even think it is cheating!

- Well, it's not!
- You weren't there!

Right! But, I bet it wasn't.

Instead of copying the notes from the book, I copied them from someone else's paper.

It's not like I wrote the answer on my hand!

What difference does it make who I copied from?

Now my teacher's gonna tell my parents, and ...

I'm gonna get an "F"...and it's gonna be on my permanent record!

You wanna go to the dance with me on Friday?

Huh?

OK, my timing might have been a little off.

I'm sorry...I know you're upset and everything.

No...It's OK. I'd like to go with you.

Great!

But...Richard Rockman already asked me.

Oh. Yeah. Richard.

He's very sensitive.

The guy sniffed his gym socks.

Yeah. He's...real sensitive.

- Well...I hope you feel better.
- Thanks.

Kevin?

Can I copy your history notes?

It didn't make sense.

- Bye.
- Bye.

All over school, girls were going out with jerks, and calling them "sensitive"...

Or dumb guys and calling them "deep".

It just wasn't fair.

I decided to get away.
Be alone, all by myself.

Forget all about things, like...

Romance.

Hi.

- Hi!
- Hi...

Sorry...I didn't know anyone was down here.

- It's OK. Come on...Sit down.
- Yeah. Join us.

Talk about your warm welcomes.

No, thanks. I got a lot of stuff to do.

Kevin...Sit down. We're watching "Sonny and Cher".

Yeah.

Well...maybe for a second.

Great.

Being...being sexy is not that big of a deal.

How would you know?

- OK...best comedy team...
- Abbott and Costello.

- Laurel and Hardy.
- Martin and Lewis.

The Three Stooges.

I couldn't believe it. My brother, Wayne...
Was actually being funny. And charming.

Uh, I think I gotta go to the can.

They are so good together.

Let's hear it for Sonny Bono's little finger.

I - I think it's because they're so in love.

Yeah, you can tell. I mean, they really like being around each other.

Yeah.

And suddenly...I felt very relaxed with her.

Maybe because it was I didn't have to ask her for a date.

You think...There's one special person for everyone?

I don't know. I think you can be happy with lots of people.

But...There's probably one person out there.

Yeah, that's what I think, too.

But...who knows if you're ever going to find that person?

I mean, my girl could be in Alaska...For all I know.

Yeah.

Yeah.!

It was a heavy conversation.

That's easy - you're short.

Oh, I love it when she makes those short jokes.

Yeah, it's funny.

I don't think she's trying to be nasty or anything.

No! No...you can tell...she's just...being funny.

"I Got You" - Sonny and Cher
♪They say we're young and we don't know♪

♪Won't find out till we grow♪

♪Well, I don't know if that's all true♪

♪'Cause you got me♪

♪And baby, I got you♪

Did I miss anything?

No.
♪Babe♪

♪I got you babe♪

Yeah, it meant something.

It meant something to me, too.

It's just that, uh, Kevin...
I'm dating your brother.

Yeah, I know.

And it makes me feel creepy.

I've done some strange things in my life, but, uh...going out with two brothers...

It was weird.
Here she was, baring her soul to me...

And all I could think about was...
what other strange things?

The thing is...I like Wayne.
I mean, he's so...he's so...he's so basic.

Yeah. He's...basic.

And he's real nice.

It's just that I don't know what happened last night. You seemed so lonely.

Oh...

And...We were watching "Sonny and Cher", and...they were together, and...we kissed.

It was almost like Sonny and Cher kissed.

This is a dumb conversation, huh?

Kinda.

It's just all too crazy.

Yeah...It is...

Yeah, I think it would be best if we could, uh...just be friends.

Yeah. You're right.
I think friends is...definitely the way to go.

Yeah.

Was that a friendship kiss?

Yeah. We should definitely just be friends.

"I Got You" - Sonny and Cher
♪They say we're young and we don't know♪

For the rest of the day...
♪Won't find out till we grow♪

We were friends...all over school.
♪Won't find out till we grow♪

♪Well, I don't know If that's all true♪

♪'Cause you got me And baby, I got you♪

Sure, I knew it was wrong, but...

I didn't care.

Dad? Can I borrow a couple bucks?

Until that Friday.

Well, I'm takin' Sandy to the dance, tonight.

Oh...

Things were getting a little complicated.

- Are you going, Kevin?
To put it mildly.

Are you kidding?
Butthead can't get a date.

- Yeah...I'm goin'.
- Oh, well that's good.

Maybe you'll meet someone there.

If only she knew.

You know...your father and I met at a school dance.

Do you remember that, Jack?

Uh-huh...

It was the last time you talked to Dick Claiborne.

Great. I'm stuck in this terrible situation...

And my mother was gonna relive old times.

He was your father's best friend.

Dick took me to the dance...
but I saw your father there.

Of course I had seen him before, but...

He was in a new suit. Skinny as a rail.

Anyway...

They had this terrible fight over me, and...they haven't talked since.

So?

So...it was worth it.

And for some reason...
Suddenly, I was listening.

Had he really said that?

So...it was worth it.

He had.

And as those words rang in my head like a gong...I made up my mind.

No matter what it did to Wayne, I would have to be with Sandy.

She was definitely worth it.

Hey, butthead.
What do you think of the shirt?

- It looks cool.
- I'll change.

I began to build my case.

Look at him. He didn't deserve her.
He was disgusting.

"Basic"? He was subhuman.
He was a cretin.

He always picked on me...Took my stuff...treated me like dirt.

The guy never offered me...
One thing in his entire life.

So, you need a ride for tonight?

Except for a ride.

You're talking to me?

Yeah! You can come with Sandy and me.

- I don't know, Wayne.
- Come on...it'll be fun.

It was horrible.
Here I was, trying to knock the guy down...

And all he was being was...Nice.

You really like her, huh?

Duh...Yeah.

And then he said something I'll never forget.

Sandy...

Makes me better than I am.

Whatever that means.
Uh...I'm leaving in a half hour. Be ready.

And then I realized who the cretin really was. It was me.

"If" - Bread

I was lower than a cretin.
I was lower than subhuman. I was yeast.

♪If a picture paints a thousand words...♪

♪Then why can't I paint you...♪

Don't do this.

♪The you I've grown to know...♪

As I sat there, feeling the romance in that car...

I knew I had been kidding myself.

I could never go through with this.

Hmmm...Let's boogie.

Wayne?

Let's just stay in the car a minute.
I-I need to talk to you.

Unfortunately, Sandy could.

Uh, yeah! Let's all stay.

Kevin, I need to talk to Wayne alone.

Well, I don't mind staying. Really.

He likes to hang around me.

Kevin...

I couldn't hear what they were saying.
But I didn't have to.

I knew what it meant.

"Green River" - Creedence Clearwater

♪Well, take me back down♪

♪Where cool water flow, yeah♪

I walked around in a daze...

Worried that Sandy had broken up with him.

Worried that she hadn't.

Hey. Kevin...

- How ya doin'?
- OK.

- Let's go.
- Uh-huh.

- Your dates are cool.
- Oh, thanks...I hope they come back...

Well, I'll see you guys later, OK?

- Sandy.
- Kevin.

- You can't break up with Wayne.
- I just did. I had to.

What'd he say?

Well, he felt bad. So did I.

Does he know? About us?
We shouldn't have done this.

Kevin, I really want to be with you.

I gotta go talk to him.

"I Shall Be Released" - Bob Dylan

Hey.
♪They say everything can be replaced♪

How ya doin'?
♪They say everything can be replaced♪

Look, Wayne...
♪They say every distance is not near♪

Listen, I...
♪So, I remember every face♪

I broke up with Sandy.
♪So, I remember every face♪

- What?!
- Dumped her.

You did?
♪Of every man who put me here♪

Yeah. It wasn't working out.
♪Of every man who put me here♪

She wasn't my type.
♪I see my light come shinin'♪

The thing is...I don't mean to get philosophical...
♪I see my light come shinin'♪

But I think...
♪From the west down to the east♪

Even though she's hurt...
♪From the west down to the east♪

And...Even though she feels...that nobody loves her...
♪From the west down to the east♪

And she's all alone...
♪Any day now♪

It's...better if it ended...fast.
♪I shall be released♪

Because she...has a better chance of gettin' over it...
♪They say every man must need protection♪

♪They say that every man must fall♪

Someday.
♪Yet, I swear I see my reflection♪

As I sat there...
Listening to my brother's pain...
♪Somewhere so high above this wall♪

And the lies he told...
To cover it...I didn't know what to do.
♪I see my light come shinin'♪

I knew I wanted to be with Sandy.
Holding her in my arms...
♪I see my light come shinin'♪

Dancing with her.
♪From the west down to the east♪

But in the end...
♪Any day now♪

I stayed with my brother...
♪Any day now♪

Because, after all...
♪Any day now♪

He was...
♪I shall be released♪

My brother.
♪I shall be released♪

Butthead.
♪Now yonder stands a man in this lonely crowd♪

Buttbrain.
♪A man who swears he's not to blame♪

♪All day long I hear him shouting so loud♪
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♪Just crying out that he was framed♪
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♪I see my light come shinin'♪
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♪From the west down to the east♪